'Coded by....' Joke

Hey there, it's Hitsu!

I'm creating this topic here because I'm inspired by the 'coded by...' joke at 9Gag that uses the C++ language, and I'd lol-ed when I see it. And based of the joke, I'd make the JavaScript version!

Note: this is just a joke, don't take it too seriously.

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Coded by: lesson posts

Code:

var thisisvariable = document.getElementById('test'); // get an element with an id 'test'
if(thisisvariable === true){ // check whether thisisvariable is true
 // do something
}

Coded by: newcomer at JavaScript

Code:

var newvar;
// what to do?

Coded by: coder

Code:

function _cookie(name, value, date) {
 return {
  _cook: function(name, value) {
    // . . .
  }
}

Coded by: large company

Code:

/* Useless Function v. 1.5
* Coded by Scott Clayton, Kevin Hawton, AnonymousxZ at JSCompany.
* Please visit jscompany.com/index.php for more info
*/

function uselessFunc(a){
 document.write(a);
}

Coded by: Cat

Code:

/* Meow meow meow
* meow: meow meow
* meow meow meow
* MEOW
*/

function meowisgreat() {
 var meow = 5; // meow meow meow
 var dog = 2; // MEOW!
 var meowunited; // meow~!
 var dogleague; // MEOW!!!! #-%+
 if (dog<meow) {
  meowunited = true; // meow!
 }else{
  dogleague = true // meow...
 }
}

And yup, it ends here. Hope you like it! And, the codes in this topic were not for use, it's just a sample code after all.

LOL! I love it. It's funny how coders can cook something up like this in their own coding language!

So true, large companies do have some silly coding with useless functions. Love it.

LOL I love it. xD

I'd make mine (inspired of the topic):

Coded by: math person

Code:

[panda=js]function Calculator(one,operator,two) {
 if(!operator) return false;
 if(operator=="+") {
  return one+two;
 }elseif(operator=="-") {
  return one-two;
 }elseif(operator=="*") {
  return one*two;
 }elseif(operator=="/") {
  return one/two;
 }else{
  console.log('Error');
 }
 // bug fix by: ANOTHERMATHFANS
 if(one>two && operator=="/") {
  return one/two;
 }else if(one<two && operator=="/") {
  return two/one;
 }else{
  console.log('Error');
 }
}

Coded by: bug fixer

Code:

[panda=js](function(){
// Bug fix by: Archer
// This would append insidetest into test, fixing the insidetest that're covering test.
// The reason why I'm covering this code inside iife was because the variable name; and I'm too lazy to rename it LOL
var code = document.getElementById('test');
var test = document.getElementById('insidetest');
test.appendChild(code);
}());

Coded by: web designer

Code:

[panda=js]var ele = document.getElementsByTagName('input')[0];
ele.style.display = none;

More will be updated soon, if I get more inspirations

LOL that webdesigner is doing nada! Easy does it